Stargazing List Updated

I’ve updated the “L.A. Stargazing” post to reflect some of the starts I’ve seen recently.

This includes Tommy Davidson outside of Arclight Theatres in Hollywood and the four stars I saw at the first Hollywood movie premiere I’ve ever attended. One would think that I’d attend more premieres given that I live in L.A., but I don’t really seek them out. The premiere I attended was for “Cyrus” starring John C. Reilly, Jonah Hill, and Oscar winner Marisa Tomei. I saw the latter two on the red carpet and then again inside the theatre. I also walked by Jason Segel from “I Love You, Man” as I was exiting. He’s friends with Jonah Hill, I guess, as they left together. I think they’re all part of that Judd Apatow crew. The venue was the Regal Theatres at the LA Live complex next to Staples Center where, just the night before, Laker fans had rioted, as expected.

Marisa.Tomei

I remember one of the political theory grad students in my department looked down her nose at star-chasers. She told me so at a department welcome event when she first moved to LA. While I’m no star-chaser, generally speaking, I proceeded tell her about all the stars I’ve seen in LA. After that, she immediately turned away and started talking to someone else. We’re friends now, but that was a funny moment.

Seeing stars here and there is, in the grand scheme of things, pretty trivial, but it allows my humdrum existence in LA to have a pulse once in a while. I think I’m going to miss these opportunities when I move away.

I Wanna Be a Cowboy

Any Oldies fans out there? Doowop, specifically. One of my favorite groups from the 50s is Dion and the Belmonts. As I’m headed to Las Vegas for a week, I decided to see where Dion is touring these days. I was hoping to catch him in Las Vegas. Alas, all of his shows for the foreseeable future are not in the Western US.

Just for fun, I also clicked around on YouTube to see if I could find some recent Dion clips. I love seeing what these stars from the 50s and 60s look like now and what they’re performing. As some of you know, this is what Dion and the Belmonts looked like back in the 1950s:

Much to my surprise, Dion’s new “Belmonts” (of 2004) are vastly different from the original group. If I didn’t know better, I’d say that Dion brought on some WWF rejects from 1996 to sing with him. (Are they really singing?) I like that one falsetto singer’s Cowboy look, though. What do you guys think? ;-)

Bob King, Badass

The bearded guy looks a bit like my old high school teacher Bob King. He acts like him, too. Who knows, maybe it is Bob King, the baddest mo-fo Sacramento High School has ever known.

Reading is (not) Believing

An academic’s success is no doubt built partly upon his or her ability to convey ideas to other individuals through the written word. This is especially true in the social sciences and humanities, I think. For those entering American Ph.D. programs from abroad, getting up to speed in high level English is critical. After so many years spent in post-secondary education, I’ve come across many foreign students for whom English is a second language. I’ve been impressed with those who have mastered English to the level that they’re able to follow and participate substantively in academic discourse conducted in English.

Then there’s the case of my friend Rover (not his real name) from Japan.

Rover is about to earn his doctorate in international studies. His spoken English, though better than it was six years ago when he first moved to the United States, is not up to par, in my opinion. Alright, that’s understandable. I’ve known more than one person whose abilities in written English outstripped their abilities in spoken English. If given some time to reflect and compose, they could put down words on paper nearly indistinguishable from those written by a native speaker. At first, I thought Rover was just that kind of person. He had me edit a biographical blurb that was going into a conference program. It was nearly perfect and I was totally dumbstruck. I couldn’t reconcile his mangled spoken English with the bubbly and fluid self-description I had just read. I concluded that Rover must be one of those people who, when it comes to English, had mastered the written word, but not so much the spoken word.

Well, over the next five years, I came to learn a few things: 1. Rover has no interest in improving his English. 2. Rover doesn’t listen to suggestions to improve his English. 3. When Rover gave me something to edit, it had already been looked over by at least one or two other native speakers. 4. Rover must have at least a couple ghost writers because what I’m seeing just doesn’t add up.

I guess this brings me to the real point of this post. I’ve studied 4 or 5 foreign languages over the course of my life (not including English or Thai). When I studied Japanese, I had close friends who spoke Japanese fluently. Sure, sometimes I would have them look over my work, but the thing is that even after they had pointed out mistakes and made some edits to my essays, no one would ever confuse what I submitted with the work product of a native Japanese speaker.

But what if they did? What if my assignments for Japanese class were so heavily edited by native Japanese speakers that my essays and what not were not only indistinguishable from those written by native speakers but also written in complex literary Japanese? Would this be acceptable? Assuming that the ideas included were mine, would it be some sort of misrepresentation? Okay, maybe the example is not precisely on point, but this is what goes through my mind when I think about ol’ Rover who’s about to get his freakin’ Ph.D. from an American university.

I’ll try to make my point by showing you just what I mean. Below is an excerpt from Rover’s written academic work followed by excerpts from his e-mail messages to me. All excerpts are from about mid-2008 and after.

The strategic use of trade policy reinforces alliance connections during both wartime and in peacetime by conveying alliance members’ various security concerns. As to regional trade pacts, I advance an institutional argument by focusing on institutional change, performance, and demise. Implementation of trade liberalization in these pacts depends on the nature of the international context. By this I mean informational uncertainty from market volatility, power distribution, and levels of economic interdependence. A variety of dispute settlement measures (DSMs) are used to promote trade cooperation in regional trade pacts, but their institutional performance is also affected by this international context. I have discovered that when international circumstances lead to trade stimulus and trade liberalization, regional trade pacts are more likely to experience a high degree of institutional change or to become totally inactive because DSM’s are inherently imperfect.

Whether or not you understand the nature of the research, the level of English used is what you’d expect from a Ph.D. candidate in international affairs. Okay, so you say that Rover writes pretty well for someone who I don’t think is very fluent in English. Welp, then take a look at these snippets from his e-mails to me:

1. Hi my friends, Yohei (3rd year graduate) and I am working as a reader position for the IR149. If we have less than 168 students, only one of us or neither of us cannot receive the fall quarter fee remission.

2. Do you receive the bill from Time Warner Cable every month? I think I have not received it recently.
The rent includes the fees for cable TV and internet and I do not need to pay anything. But I am wondering whether they stopped sending the bill. When my current room made moved in, he made a call to the Gas company to disconnect his previous account. Then, he told his new address which is my appartment address. An telephone operator changed the account name. If the company remove life-line plan for the gas, I have to open the account again and activate it to save money. It is a little bit terrible work.

3. I found your falling coin in my car. The passenger seat could not move perfectly because it was stuck by your 10 cent. Fortunately, I picked up your coin though it took a half hour. When you are in my car, please be careful of your coins. I do not want to have the same trouble.

Welp, what do you think? Were these snippets all written by the same person? Yes, I know that people don’t write e-mails in the same voice as they use in academic papers, but shouldn’t there at least be some connection in terms of consistency in English usage and ability? I, and many of my colleagues, find much humor in the disparity between the English in Rover’s e-mails and in his papers. To be sure, the ideas in the papers are Rover’s own, but we think he has a couple of ghost writers. The problem is that we can’t figure out who they are. Another question is about misrepresentation. Is Rover misrepresenting himself somehow in his job applications by using English that he couldn’t reproduce by himself while alone in a room with a pen and paper? In the case of many graduate students who speak non-native English, there’ll be some discrepancies, but I gotta say that this is by far the worst case that I’ve ever seen.

Like I said, Rover is not receptive to suggestions for long-term improvement and fluency in his English, so he doesn’t get much sympathy from me. But maybe I should throw Rover a bone before he gets boned on the job market.

The Department

Let’s play a game. Imagine an academic department and imagine the graduate students in it. The department is just plain absurd as are some of the graduate students. How absurd? Well, like I said, let’s play a game. Match the imaginary graduate student description to the award or job(s) that they have been given by the powers that be in this absurd department. Again, as indicated, some grad students have multiple jobs or awards. If this were real, it’d be truly tragicomic.

The Graduate Students

1. White male. Contemptuous of minorities and of all affirmative action programs. Misogynist of the highest order who enjoys sex jaunts to third world destinations. Generally speaks in demeaning terms about women of color he slept with. Ran out of condoms on last trip to South America. (Match to 2 jobs below)

2. White male. Misogynist. The type of douchebag who’d stiff a colleague in a secret Santa exchange by taking a gift but not putting one in. Openly hits on female colleagues like he’s in some dive bar. Keeps a strip of condoms in his department office. (For what? Who knows.)

3. White male. Napoleon complex. Loud-talking and generally annoying. One of his areas of study is Africa. Contemptuous of Africans. Before first trip to Africa, asked colleague about prostitutes and likelihood of AIDS transmission for their johns (or potential johns).

4. White male. Uses undergraduate rosters as personal dating pool. Engaged in sexting with a student during course of the term and later “consummated” the relationship. Has dated multiple students. (Match to 2 jobs below)

5. White male. Engaged in inappropriate contact with female student during the course of a class. Ended up dating that student.

The Jobs/Awards

A. Teaching position for a class on public policy in Africa.

B. TA trainer - trains new TA’s before they begin teaching their first class.

C. Teaching Assistant of the Year, 2006

D. Teaching Assistant of the Year, 2007

E. Letters and Science undergraduate minority advisor.

F. Interim TA trainer. Hired for a special one term appointment.

Now, match the jobs to the imaginary graduate students. Answers to follow later.

Separated at Birth?

My new student

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